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Why? is not something I know how to answer, but probably relates to my mom competing in her bowling league late into the third trimester. This is How. Tickets to the Steve Harvey Show, which films in downtown Chicago, are surprisingly … Continue reading
There’s no chance Trump has accepted responsibility for a fart in his entire life. “Ahhh, who was that…?” Trump hangs his head and chortles, “Sorry guys.” This has never happened. It’s impossible because it requires of the farter: 1. The … Continue reading
Affluent lion-prince, Simba, basically chills all day and puts the moves on his lion crush, Nalla. Simba will eventually become king of the pride as long as he doesn’t fuck everything up. Simba fucks everything up by wandering into … Continue reading
The grisly conclusion Pixar doesn’t want you to see…
Guess there was an alternate ending left on the cutting room floor…