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How Lampooning Myself on “Steve Harvey” Went Exactly as Planned

Why? is not something I know how to answer, but probably relates to my mom competing in her bowling league late into the third trimester. This is How. Tickets to the Steve Harvey Show, which films in downtown Chicago, are surprisingly … Continue reading

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The Smelly Truth About Trump

There’s no chance Trump has accepted responsibility for a fart in his entire life.  “Ahhh, who was that…?” Trump hangs his head and chortles, “Sorry guys.” This has never happened. It’s impossible because it requires of the farter: 1. The … Continue reading

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Tweets

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An Objective Summary of “The Lion King” (Spoiler Alert)

Affluent lion-prince, Simba, basically chills all day and puts the moves on his lion crush, Nalla. Simba will eventually become king of the pride as long as he doesn’t fuck everything up.     Simba fucks everything up by wandering into … Continue reading

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You Still Comin to the Party (short film)

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The REAL Last Scene of ‘Toy Story’

  The grisly conclusion Pixar doesn’t want you to see…

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Dick and Gwen

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