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Anywhere can be considered the center of the earth. Even the toilet you’re on right now. If you got up, lit a match—two matches—and started walking east or west it would take you equal time to get back to the porcelain throne … Continue reading
I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece
Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers. I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading
In this episode we discuss pornography, relationships, and politics
In this episode we talk about drinking too much, smoking too much, and politics
In this episode we sit down with the Jonny. We talk about bake sales, hospital bills, and politics
If I could design a city from scratch I would make Austin, Texas. Austin is an easy to navigate grid with one main street that runs through the center which leads to the massive capital building. There’re warm lakes … Continue reading