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New York I Love You, Thanks for Bringing Me ‘Round

Anywhere can be considered the center of the earth.  Even the toilet you’re on right now. If you got up, lit a match—two matches—and started walking east or west it would take you equal time to get back to the porcelain throne … Continue reading

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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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Episode 33

In this episode we discuss pornography, relationships, and politics 

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Still Drunk on Sunday With the Lovely Colleen

In this episode we talk about drinking too much, smoking too much, and politics 

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Episode 22: Sitting Down with Jonny F

In this episode we sit down with the Jonny. We talk about bake sales, hospital bills, and politics

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Can I Masturbate in Your Shower? Life on the Road Pt. 2: Austin

If I could design a city from scratch I would make Austin, Texas.   Austin is an easy to navigate grid with one main street that runs through the center which leads to the massive capital building.  There’re warm lakes … Continue reading

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