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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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The Last Wishes

In this episode we talk about last wishes, monster trucks, and politics

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Episode 22: Sitting Down with Jonny F

In this episode we sit down with the Jonny. We talk about bake sales, hospital bills, and politics

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I Wrote an Angry Message to the Guy Who Beat the Shit out of Me 2 Years Ago

If you don’t know the story, check it out here, but basically a guy pissed on me in a nightclub bathroom then all his friends beat the shit out of me when I retaliated. After two years I decided I’d … Continue reading

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Ad from my Favorite Pizza Place in Barcelona

Sorry to all 7 of my readers for not posting in a while. I’ve been doing a lot of sitting on foreign soil, and soiling myself in foreign hostels, but not a lot of writing. I’ve got nothing to write about today but … Continue reading

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Soccer Fans Have Had it Right All Along

Okay now I get it.  Soccer isn’t the most entertaining sport in the world to watch  (football).  It doesn’t produce the most highlights (basketball). It doesn’t require the most skill (baseball).  It isn’t the most graceful (hockey). It isn’t the … Continue reading

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Things I Don’t Like About Barcelona

It is abundantly clear that Barcelona is far superior than America at certain things.  Among those are number of incredible clubs, choice of legal drinking age, amount of nudey chicks sunbathing, Lionel Messi, and proximity to France. But nobody’s perfect.  … Continue reading

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