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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece
Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers. I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading
In this episode we talk about last wishes, monster trucks, and politics
In this episode we sit down with the Jonny. We talk about bake sales, hospital bills, and politics
If you don’t know the story, check it out here, but basically a guy pissed on me in a nightclub bathroom then all his friends beat the shit out of me when I retaliated. After two years I decided I’d … Continue reading
Sorry to all 7 of my readers for not posting in a while. I’ve been doing a lot of sitting on foreign soil, and soiling myself in foreign hostels, but not a lot of writing. I’ve got nothing to write about today but … Continue reading
Okay now I get it. Soccer isn’t the most entertaining sport in the world to watch (football). It doesn’t produce the most highlights (basketball). It doesn’t require the most skill (baseball). It isn’t the most graceful (hockey). It isn’t the … Continue reading
It is abundantly clear that Barcelona is far superior than America at certain things. Among those are number of incredible clubs, choice of legal drinking age, amount of nudey chicks sunbathing, Lionel Messi, and proximity to France. But nobody’s perfect. … Continue reading