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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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That Time I Got Pee’d On

Everything was going my way. Every time you pre-game for an hour by yourself, an hour with your roommates, then two hours at a bar before getting to the club, you’re walking a tightrope between being a champion and throwing … Continue reading

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