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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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Dick Cheney’s Famous Little Baby Kitten Stew

I met the former Vice-President at Petco a few months back.  I was buying a new hamster to replace Daunte, who recently passed after his four year bout with having me as his owner, and Cheney was buying kittens to … Continue reading

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Dick Measuring, a Passion of too Many

Raise your hand, beep your horn, or punch your mother in the stomach if you recognize this type of conversation. AnInnocent: I’m headed out of town this weekend so I won’t be able to meet up to work on that … Continue reading

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