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Official Guide to Paris Pt #1: Attractions

Luxembourg Gardens In 2007 Edwin “Lux” Luxembourg was commissioned to build the sprawling landscape by Nicholas Sarkozy so the Prime Minister could have a scenic refuge to contemplate the ending of LOST.  It was funded by the highly controversial “baguette … Continue reading

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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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Diary of Michael P. McClure. Entry 1.

I’m writing this at 0-800.  The date is July 7th.  The place is Paris, France.  Before all this, those sort of details actually meant something to me, no, they meant everything.  But when you’re alien to everything around you location … Continue reading

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