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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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What An Essentially Unemployed, Hip, Attractive, Well Hung Twenty-Something Does All Day

What follows is the account of a chilly Chicago Monday for an aspiring writer whose work is entirely online, but isn’t writing 8:00- The iPhone alarm clock’s RINGING  rousts me at a damn respectable time to be getting up. I peek out … Continue reading

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Harriet Tubman Dating Profile

Name: Harriet “Hot” Tubman A Little About Me: I’m a freed African American woman who is FREE (pun intended) thinking, FREE loving, and FREE to hang whenever I’m not travelling.  I was born in 1820 and you KNOW I’m a … Continue reading

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Response from “Sex Offenders Nonymous” Group on New Facebook Privacy Policy

Just came across this letter. Kind of alarming. Hope it’s a joke. Dear General Public, We, Sex Offenders Nonymous, are a tight knit group of convicted sexual deviants that have been readmitted into society in accordance with the federal judicial … Continue reading

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Doing it Doggy Style So You Can Both Watch X-Files

We American’s have minds which are being taken over.  But not by something cool like MDMA or amateur porn, but by a shrinking attention span. Not since the invention of reverse-cowgirl has mankind been given a gift like the internet.  … Continue reading

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