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An Objective Summary of “The Lion King” (Spoiler Alert)

Affluent lion-prince, Simba, basically chills all day and puts the moves on his lion crush, Nalla. Simba will eventually become king of the pride as long as he doesn’t fuck everything up.     Simba fucks everything up by wandering into … Continue reading

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The REAL Last Scene of ‘Toy Story’

  The grisly conclusion Pixar doesn’t want you to see…

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Official Guide to Paris Pt #1: Attractions

Luxembourg Gardens In 2007 Edwin “Lux” Luxembourg was commissioned to build the sprawling landscape by Nicholas Sarkozy so the Prime Minister could have a scenic refuge to contemplate the ending of LOST.  It was funded by the highly controversial “baguette … Continue reading

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New York I Love You, Thanks for Bringing Me ‘Round

Anywhere can be considered the center of the earth.  Even the toilet you’re on right now. If you got up, lit a match—two matches—and started walking east or west it would take you equal time to get back to the porcelain throne … Continue reading

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When Storm Troopers Die do their Families Get Condolence Letters?…..Yes.

Office of Darth Vader Death Star Ominously Dark Room #712 Outer Space, Far Away Galaxy 69696   Dear Mr. and Mrs. Serial X7YT669, I send you this intergalactic digital telegraph with a heavy heart.  As you have no doubt heard, … Continue reading

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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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Episode 33

In this episode we discuss pornography, relationships, and politics 

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