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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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Why Procrastinating Makes Us Feel Like Shit***

Our generation doesn’t need a qualifier like “procrastination.”  Whenever something has to be done that there isn’t an app for procrastination is a precursor. Until you can hire a hit-man to hold you at gunpoint while you type, best believe that paper isn’t being … Continue reading

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Doing it Doggy Style So You Can Both Watch X-Files

We American’s have minds which are being taken over.  But not by something cool like MDMA or amateur porn, but by a shrinking attention span. Not since the invention of reverse-cowgirl has mankind been given a gift like the internet.  … Continue reading

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