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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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What An Essentially Unemployed, Hip, Attractive, Well Hung Twenty-Something Does All Day

What follows is the account of a chilly Chicago Monday for an aspiring writer whose work is entirely online, but isn’t writing 8:00- The iPhone alarm clock’s RINGING  rousts me at a damn respectable time to be getting up. I peek out … Continue reading

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My Internal Organs are Fuckers

I´ve always suspected my internal organs have been conspiring against me, especially since I have been studying abroad. So yesterday I swallowed a tape recorder to hear just exactly what they were saying.  I pooped it out this morning and … Continue reading

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