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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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Sitting Type #1: Involuntary

There are few bigger self-esteem boosters than when you’re at a social gathering and some drunk kid stumbles and falls down. This is especially true if you are shit-housed (Stage 8 drunk) and the faller is only say, slippery (Stage … Continue reading

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