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Official Guide to Paris Pt #1: Attractions

Luxembourg Gardens In 2007 Edwin “Lux” Luxembourg was commissioned to build the sprawling landscape by Nicholas Sarkozy so the Prime Minister could have a scenic refuge to contemplate the ending of LOST.  It was funded by the highly controversial “baguette … Continue reading

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When Storm Troopers Die do their Families Get Condolence Letters?…..Yes.

Office of Darth Vader Death Star Ominously Dark Room #712 Outer Space, Far Away Galaxy 69696   Dear Mr. and Mrs. Serial X7YT669, I send you this intergalactic digital telegraph with a heavy heart.  As you have no doubt heard, … Continue reading

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Episode 34

In this episode we discuss a shit-ton of jokes, Starbucks, and politics

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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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Episode 33

In this episode we discuss pornography, relationships, and politics 

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What An Essentially Unemployed, Hip, Attractive, Well Hung Twenty-Something Does All Day

What follows is the account of a chilly Chicago Monday for an aspiring writer whose work is entirely online, but isn’t writing 8:00- The iPhone alarm clock’s RINGING  rousts me at a damn respectable time to be getting up. I peek out … Continue reading

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Episode 14

In this episode we talk about cocaine, butterfly vacuums, and politics  

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