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I’m tired of bouncers handing my ID back to me like it’s a photo of their sister being gang-banged—–A Think Piece

Nobody but bouncers get a free pass for having such a dog-shit attitude. Nurses that go feces-hunting in the elderly’s hospital gowns don’t scowl like bouncers.  I’ve seen bait worms that did their job with more enthusiasm. Reading a number off a piece of plastic, the … Continue reading

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Why I Sit

I don’t mind jogging, I love walking, and running is great too (especially away from inner demons that otherwise sneak out via passive-aggressive behavior towards my bastard parents) but standing, well it just sucks. If you’re standing it means you’re … Continue reading

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