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Official Guide to Paris Pt #1: Attractions

Luxembourg Gardens In 2007 Edwin “Lux” Luxembourg was commissioned to build the sprawling landscape by Nicholas Sarkozy so the Prime Minister could have a scenic refuge to contemplate the ending of LOST.  It was funded by the highly controversial “baguette … Continue reading

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What An Essentially Unemployed, Hip, Attractive, Well Hung Twenty-Something Does All Day

What follows is the account of a chilly Chicago Monday for an aspiring writer whose work is entirely online, but isn’t writing 8:00- The iPhone alarm clock’s RINGING  rousts me at a damn respectable time to be getting up. I peek out … Continue reading

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Episode 14

In this episode we talk about cocaine, butterfly vacuums, and politics  

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Episode 8 In this episode we talk about fashion, sex, and politics

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I Wrote an Angry Message to the Guy Who Beat the Shit out of Me 2 Years Ago

If you don’t know the story, check it out here, but basically a guy pissed on me in a nightclub bathroom then all his friends beat the shit out of me when I retaliated. After two years I decided I’d … Continue reading

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found the weirdest internship ad on craigslist, makes me hate internships in general

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“Earl’s Coma, and Me”

The following is an article that ran in Life magazine a few years ago.  It is written by young Tim Humplepenis who chronicles his relentless crusade of hope as his dear friend, Earl, battled for his life.  Humplepenis exemplifies the … Continue reading

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