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New York I Love You, Thanks for Bringing Me ‘Round

Anywhere can be considered the center of the earth.  Even the toilet you’re on right now. If you got up, lit a match—two matches—and started walking east or west it would take you equal time to get back to the porcelain throne … Continue reading

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“Bad Habit” Recruitment Video

Our lead singer/guitarist died in a freak being-eaten-by-hyenas accident, but his loved ones’ loss is your gain because we’re looking for a new ONE!!!

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Can I Masturbate in Your Shower? Life on the Road Pt. 2: Austin

If I could design a city from scratch I would make Austin, Texas.   Austin is an easy to navigate grid with one main street that runs through the center which leads to the massive capital building.  There’re warm lakes … Continue reading

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