Tag Archives: satire

An Objective Summary of “The Lion King” (Spoiler Alert)

Affluent lion-prince, Simba, basically chills all day and puts the moves on his lion crush, Nalla. Simba will eventually become king of the pride as long as he doesn’t fuck everything up.     Simba fucks everything up by wandering into … Continue reading

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The REAL Last Scene of ‘Toy Story’

  The grisly conclusion Pixar doesn’t want you to see…

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New York I Love You, Thanks for Bringing Me ‘Round

Anywhere can be considered the center of the earth.  Even the toilet you’re on right now. If you got up, lit a match—two matches—and started walking east or west it would take you equal time to get back to the porcelain throne … Continue reading

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When Storm Troopers Die do their Families Get Condolence Letters?…..Yes.

Office of Darth Vader Death Star Ominously Dark Room #712 Outer Space, Far Away Galaxy 69696   Dear Mr. and Mrs. Serial X7YT669, I send you this intergalactic digital telegraph with a heavy heart.  As you have no doubt heard, … Continue reading

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Episode 33

In this episode we discuss pornography, relationships, and politics 

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Episode 32

In this episode we follow cops, a wayward partier, and talk politics

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Episode 29

In this episode we talk about peeing, whispering, and politics 

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