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An Objective Summary of “The Lion King” (Spoiler Alert)

Affluent lion-prince, Simba, basically chills all day and puts the moves on his lion crush, Nalla. Simba will eventually become king of the pride as long as he doesn’t fuck everything up.     Simba fucks everything up by wandering into … Continue reading

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