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Episode 14

In this episode we talk about cocaine, butterfly vacuums, and politics  

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Dick Cheney’s Famous Little Baby Kitten Stew

I met the former Vice-President at Petco a few months back.  I was buying a new hamster to replace Daunte, who recently passed after his four year bout with having me as his owner, and Cheney was buying kittens to … Continue reading

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“Birth Control and Scientists,” a guest column by author Louis Sachar

I always strap up. Always. I trust birth control like I trust a great white to not use teeth during a blowjob .  No way I´m betting the best years of my life on whether or not a girl took … Continue reading

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Sitting Type #1: Involuntary

There are few bigger self-esteem boosters than when you’re at a social gathering and some drunk kid stumbles and falls down. This is especially true if you are shit-housed (Stage 8 drunk) and the faller is only say, slippery (Stage … Continue reading

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Why I Sit

I don’t mind jogging, I love walking, and running is great too (especially away from inner demons that otherwise sneak out via passive-aggressive behavior towards my bastard parents) but standing, well it just sucks. If you’re standing it means you’re … Continue reading

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