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Official Guide to Paris Pt #1: Attractions

Luxembourg Gardens In 2007 Edwin “Lux” Luxembourg was commissioned to build the sprawling landscape by Nicholas Sarkozy so the Prime Minister could have a scenic refuge to contemplate the ending of LOST.  It was funded by the highly controversial “baguette … Continue reading

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New York I Love You, Thanks for Bringing Me ‘Round

Anywhere can be considered the center of the earth.  Even the toilet you’re on right now. If you got up, lit a match—two matches—and started walking east or west it would take you equal time to get back to the porcelain throne … Continue reading

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Can I Masturbate in Your Shower? Pt 3: “Chicago”

All I could think about was what a sucker I was. You fly across the country then take a commute train called the “L” (which somehow stands for ‘eLevated’, which doesn’t make a whole lot of “E” (‘sEnse’)), then walk … Continue reading

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Diary of Michael P. McClure. Entry 1.

I’m writing this at 0-800.  The date is July 7th.  The place is Paris, France.  Before all this, those sort of details actually meant something to me, no, they meant everything.  But when you’re alien to everything around you location … Continue reading

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